I’ve been getting detox headaches since I started oil pulling and I can’t fall asleep because my brain hurts so much but it’s all gonna be so worth it when i live to be 170 years old
smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken
accurate scientific research
The music? The people? The swag?
at the university’s queer space there’s a sign that says “straight people: stop” and all these people around me stopped when they saw it and looked around nervously. straights will do anything if you write it on a sign
when your parents get home after you’ve been home alone all day
i hate small talk. tell me about your worn-out Vans, or which perfume samples you use to make you smell less terrible. tell me about how you don’t shower often, or how you spent all your money on lottery tickets when you turned 18 so now you live in a dumpster behind Burger King